Dynamite Napoleon, Dynamite

This is one case that makes you wonder if attraction is relative. I'm sure this geezer didn't want to hunch over some 60-year-old woman in a nursing home bathroom when he was 20. But that's what he was left with, so he went for it. Enjoy...

"SCOTT TOWNSHIP, Pa. --A man in his 90s is accused of sexually assaulting a woman in a nursing home.
Court papers show a nurse's aide walked in on the assault.
According to the court papers, police charged Louis Napoleon, of Mount Lebanon, with indecent assault and aggravated indecent assault.
The aggravated part comes into play because the victim had slight injury after the alleged attack, and she has a mental disability. She has advanced Alzheimer's disease and had been staying at the Kane Regional Center in Scott Township.
The victim is in her 60s. Napoleon is 92."

It continued:

"A nurse noticed her door was open, but, she didn't see the patient. Then she realized the woman was in the bathroom and that someone else was in there with her. At first, she thought Napoleon was helping the woman use the toilet.
That's a job usually done by two people. She went in to help. That's when police say she witnessed Louis Napoleon sexually assaulting the woman."

On the commode, huh Napoleon. Classy. That's the kind of thing that makes you sad for these twisted, geriatric bastards -- like the old man in The Family Guy. Comes across as aesthetically appealing as an evening of Mexican television and Spam.
That's going to look good on a report Napoleon. Kudos my man. Kudos.