Say it ain't so Raffy, say it ain't so

Looks like Rafael Palmeiro should run for the presidency.
After all he knows how to lie to Congress; and he can follow it up with a good spin to boot.
The most believable guy in baseball (so I thought) sat in front of Congress this March and apparently lied to a national audience when he said he never did steriods. Period.
In reality the juice was probably flowing through his twisted heart the very moment he was adding an asterisk to his legacy.
But his balls weren't too small from the juice to muster up the courage for one of his biggest lies, maybe even two.
After he was given a 10-day suspension for testing positive for 'roids he followed it up with a statement that he "never intentionally used steriods." Yeah right.
All emotions aside baseball took a big hit, enough to reverse the poles.
Palmeiro's mouth imploded, and he will probably die of the aftershock. And his original accuser Jose Canseco, who I personally wanted dead for the saying in his book "Juiced" that he personally saw Master P dosing, seems the most credible ballplayer involved in the Steriod Puppet Show. After the book Canseco was labeled a liar and chased into the realm of reality TV to die a tragic death underneath the hot studio lamps of Hollywood. In the end Palmeiro may have wanted to go out that way, beats the heat of getting blocked at the plate in Cooperstown.